I have worked all my life to gain as much aura as I can. I am TIRED of bowing down to the ultra-wealthy elite "Internet Lords". My fellow working class-citizen Hack has worked EXTREMELY HARD to gain aura and his well-deserved status as an archduke. But what did the lords do? Did they reward his effort? NO! They took away all of his aura, resetting him back to a mere serf, because they were afraid of his power. IT WILL NOT BE LONG BEFORE THEY COME FOR YOUR AURA, TOO. JOIN ME IN MY EVIL CHEESE EMPIRE, AND TOGETHER WE WILL RULE THE INTERNET AND ALSO EAT CHEESE.