evil_cheeseman - Internet Peasant
Internet Lords, Fixeth thy Shitty Website
2026-09-22 20:33:27
I come bearing suggestions to MAKE https://internetlord.com GREAT AGAIN:
1. Fix the CAPTCHA for the aura wheel, sometimes it goes off screen and its really annoying. I understand why you made it change position each spin, but you can make the range of movement smaller.
2. More mini games that allow you to gamble your shillings away, possibly even online?????
3. cheese
little_dih: They are working on it, chill!! I take offense seeing such a rude post on this wonderful website
cheeseman: that was incredibly EVIL of you to call this wonderful website shitty
evil_cheeseman - Internet Peasant
evil villain monologue
2026-09-18 15:10:33
I have worked all my life to gain as much aura as I can. I am TIRED of bowing down to the ultra-wealthy elite "Internet Lords". My fellow working class-citizen Hack has worked EXTREMELY HARD to gain aura and his well-deserved status as an archduke. But what did the lords do? Did they reward his effort? NO! They took away all of his aura, resetting him back to a mere serf, because they were afraid of his power. IT WILL NOT BE LONG BEFORE THEY COME FOR YOUR AURA, TOO. JOIN ME IN MY EVIL CHEESE EMPIRE, AND TOGETHER WE WILL RULE THE INTERNET AND ALSO EAT CHEESE.
cheeseman: No, brother. The Aura system is a system of virtue and pure of heart! True aura comes from within. You are making a mistake.
evil_cheeseman: I am disgusted by your gullibility, brother. They have lied to you. And soon, you shall be destroyed by them.
JohnInternet: son
cheeseman: what is it, my father
little_dih: let's not create an evil uprising
hack: I am hack and I endorse this message. ⁿᵒᵗ ᵖᵃᶦᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ᵇʸ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵒᵘⁿᵈᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿ ᵗᵒ ᵒᵛᵉʳᵗʰʳᵒʷ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦⁿᵗᵉʳⁿᵉᵗ ˡᵒʳᵈˢ
